Title: Beastly
Author: Alex Flinn
Year of Publication: 2007
Genre: YA, fantasy
Pages: 304
First Line: “Mr. Anderson: Welcome to the first meeting of the Unexpected Changes chat group.”
(First line of the actual text: “I could feel everyone looking at me, but I was used to it.”
Summary: I am a beast. A beast. Not quite wolf or gorilla or dog, but a horrible new creature with fangs, claws, and hair springing from every pore. I am a walking monster.
You think I'm talking fairy tales? No way. The place is New York City. The time is now. And I'll stay this way forever — unless I can break the spell.
Yes, the spell, the one the witch in my English class cast on me. Why did she turn me into a beast who hides by day and prowls by night? I'll tell you. I'll tell you how I used to be Kyle Kingsbury, the guy you wished you were, with money, perfect looks, the perfect girl, and the perfect life. And then, I'll tell you how I became perfectly. . .beastly.
Source: Back of book
Review: This is a retelling of Beauty and the Beast. I love that story and I love this book. The book, which will be released as a movie on July 30, 2010 (starring Alex Pettyfer, Vanessa Hudgens, and OMG Neil Patrick Harris — they couldn't have picked anyone better), was a great story. Not the most well-written book I've ever read, but I found it super enjoyable. Probably was a little old for it (I'm 18); the writing was really easy to understand, so I'd suggest this for 9th graders, I think. But those younger and older, of course, can enjoy it as well. The changes made to the story were really interesting and the book in general was definitely worth it. Give it a read!
Worst part: I really wish the quality/difficulty of the writing was greater. Also, I feel there was something not quite right about Kendra's character. Maybe a bit immature?
Best part: I seriously love Will. He should have gotten a love interest, IMHO.
Grade: B+
Other Books by This Author: Diva, Fade to Black, Nothing to Lose, Breaking Point, Breathing Underwater, and A Kiss in Time
this one is $54.00
it not definate, but the sooner i get it all set up, the better ya know?
and if your wondering why i'm lookin at this light stuff so much…its cause i might end up riding to
wallyworld sometime at nighttime, and if i do, i wanna have plenty of light seein where i'm goin and stuff ya know?
ya get out there riding and stuff on these bikes at dark, you cant see worth a crap with them little lights, and
worse then that, ya cant see your road too well for what might be on it too.
and truthfully….that bypass could use being repaved in my opinion in a big way too….*including them emergency lanes
and stuff too…
and that ramp from the bypass to down there by southern states could use work done on that too *as i thought i was
gonna pop a tire on the emergency lane on that ramp.*
but i'd like to seriously fix this thing up and also get some extra stuff too eventually for it (like spare inner tubes incase tires
goes flat, air horn like this….)
and i've thought about some tail lights and maybe a safety orange vest…i've thought about a better shape basket and
cargo net too…i'm still tossing it all around and seein what all is available ya know?
man……they said i'm lookin at temps bein in them 60's this weekend…
thats gonna be some cold temps compared to what were use to huh?
anyways…like i said…nothing is definate, but i'd like to get the bike all set up once and for all ya know?
and am i gonna ride that bike in 60 degree weather? i might….
ha! i might be riding this thing in the winter months too with them coverall's on for all ya know….
i got alot of pounds to get rid of ya know?
and i aint throwing more money into a bike that people are gonna let get tore up, cover up for, fabricate lies,
and then wants to think i'm too damn nieve to know that since they've done proven to me what lengths they'll
go to in lying and giving me lease violations to make me homeless, that i'll be nieve enough to not realize
they cant just lie and say there camera's didnt say nothin and continue to cover up for people ya know?
i aint doin it…
as far as i'm concerned…..seriously??? if there was any kind of justice at all….someone from hud would
be tellin these people to fork out some money for how they did me in the amount to not only buy me a new
ride all together, but also to get me that piece of land and cabin on it as well….
like i said…they discriminated against me, they used me, they endangered my welfare, they let covered up not dealing
with people tearing my bike up, they covered up and didnt deal with people puttin there hands on me….and i will
forever have to live in there stinkin scars and will never feel i can have a normal life here or feel i can even have
transporation outside for them lying and covering up for them.
to me, they need to make restitution to me in the tune of no less then $25,000 (cause this aint the first time either
that they used me and tried to make me take the fall either….this is the second time…and with a different regional,
and alot more stuff happening this time too with people puttin there hands on me, tearing up my ride, me losing
months of sleep for trying to protect stuff, my sleeping schedule, out money for increased insurance, out money
for survellance camera that they wouldnt let me mount outside cause of them lying saying we had camera's
coming soon that didnt even get here til like 2 months after them tellin me that and my bike being continuously
hit…..)
and i aint gonna change my mind about this stuff your gonna see no matter how this time passes…..cause i'm
fed up with everyone runnin there stink on me, and stickin it to me in the pocket, and using me, and more then that,
i'm really fed up with this crap of being discriminated against cause i have disabilities too….
and what they all cant stand, is that i got a mind of my own, and i'm not as dumb as they all wish i was….nor am
i as blind as they wish i was when i see them for there stink there running….
and they play these rules and stick it to whoever they feel like too, and those they dont want to, they dont also….
they wanna tell me to get rid of the bike…then whatever ya know….they done let it get tore up so much, i aint puttin
hundreds of dollars into the thing for them to cover up for more fuckin criminals ….
that bike was brand new and zero miles, and look at it now for everything that they've done….
dont nobody know for sure what the hell its gonna actually take cause i aint payin hundreds of dollars to pay someone
to haul it to a shop and diagnose it, and buy the parts, and pay someone to put them on …..
and like i said…if the damn corrupt cops and this corrupt discriminating management had dealt with people when
problems were going on verses lettin them think they can go do whatever in the hell they want cause nobody will
do anything to them, then none of the shit would have happened in the first place….
and i got so many emails to prove that i reported problems with the people too and the cops both, but nobody ever
cared…………..
fuck it…i aint goin there again….god knows the truth whether anyone else fuckin sticks it to these corrupt
discriminating bigots…..and he'll deal with the whole damn mess right down to those who wouldnt lift a finger
and serve justice on my behalf if they dont make things right also…
thats how i see it…
linder already knows that if they say i have to move it off of here (though its not sitting here with any gas in it whatsoever
and i'm sure they wouldnt let me keep it inside either for some rules they'll say also), then she's gonna be told she
can have it…..and if she dont want it, i'll look have it hauled off somewhere if not the damn fuckin junkyard….
i aint lettin people play this fuckin shit of bleeding me in the pocket for transportation like all there stinkin criminal
asses are running….
and peoples bullshit lettin others tear it up and shit….fuck it….they can answer to god for it, and
but when they find themselves suffering and having god serve justice on my behalf, i hope they remember how they
thought they were all that doin all they can to get there gang up bigot show on , and all there paybacks and jacking off
on ruining someone's life and health and tryin to make someone be fuckin confined for there stinkin bullshit about
like the piece of shit attorney amy had in pre-trial was poppin his fuckin mouth off about ………..
then runnin his damn fuckin mouth in radcliff selling me out talkin shit about me and amys case in a case
involving jay culley that amy didnt have a damn fuckin thing to do with….
like i said before though….hell is gonna be full of all kinds of shit like them.
but if anyone thinks i'm gonna fuckin forget what everyone has fuckin done and say lets forgive and forget….you can
stick that fuckin shit up your fuckin dream on asses too…
i may forgive, but i sure as hell aint forgetting, and i sure as hell aint wasting my time with a damn fuckin one of you
people again….
i feel for those who are trying to live in a safe neighborhood period….
i sure as hell aint wasting my fuckin time on others fuckin ass again though…and like i said…as far as i'm
concerned, if there was any kind of justice for everything this place has fuckin put me thru and the scars i have
to live with, and people running there mouth and all i've been put out, they'd be singing to the tune of "$25,000"
too.
and tell there stinkin pigs there in cahoots with to throw in there part too if they wanna try to get part of there money back…
as for nells ass…..aint gonna be anymore hangin out and talkin with nell. its final too!!!
as far as mistys ass…..i still aint talked to misty since shit with her and kerie…
i aint talked to kerie since kerie had crap goin on and me rimming her out also…
i aint livin my life in all the bullshit…
and fuck trusting people who have showed me there out to hurt me and cost me, and are fuckin liars who will
stick it to me after using me for fuckin months….
but anyways….i'm better off stayin off here sunshine though i love you and miss you and would love to be able
to just try to make ya laugh and stuff…
but as i've said before….its more important that everyone live in there cocksuckin lies, then to give a fuck
about the truth…
dont care who they put there scars on…
whose life they destroy…
and all sell your souls for your stinkin jobs too why dont ya….
cause thats what you've fuckin done…
and trust me….there aint no stinkin job worth selling my fuckin soul over….and your all fuckin stupid as fuck
to sell yours for it too…
from you cops who thinks its okay to have a job deceiving people and tricking them and fabricating your lies
and setting people up …..
to you lying fuckin management who fuckin lied with your warning letters and lease violations….
your time will come when you'll have the real authority to deal with…but you know where i stand if nothin else
as far as if anyone cares to make things right….
as far as the fuckin cops….truthfully, i think there asses needs to be stuck in the fuckin millions for how they've
done me too….
but it wont be long til jesus will be here and people are gonna have god deal with them….til then, i'll be stickin
with this bike til i get on that land….cause fuck this shit of corrupt authorities from the cops, and county stinkin judge
bland, and no telling how many in the county attorneys office, and this corrupt lying management would keep doin
all they can to protect criminals for there all out gang up hate crime they got going….
your day will come to all of you too…..so keep thinkin your all that…and be sure to remember how you thought you
were all that as you all lived in all your stinkin fuckin lies you all live in too….
hells gonna be full of shit like you as i said…..and shit is the fuckin word too….
i love you amy….
i'm gonna end this….
*kotc* take care….
i would get to hittin on this bottle that i got, but truthfully…i'm gonna probably drink it sunday and toast my deceased
mother and only real family member who cared about me a toast as well…
dont know when i'll be back. will be in touch though.
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